“After the rapture, can I have your stuff?”

inquired the kid in grownup skin all donned up in Halloween surprise the devil up his sleeve

will they stop making mouse traps because the rich don’t need them anymore with phone in hand calling exterminator who would rather shell there shekels than view the carnage or dispose of the bodies no they don’t run [...]

“May God Have Mercy On Your Soul!”

how arrogant is that to claim to know the Mind of God written in stony righteousness in a two sided debate when one realizes they are losing attacks the other side with damnation of their soul then washes their hands by asking for mercy for the one the he himself condemned even before God could [...]

What Is Is

is what grows out of repression of natural sexual attraction

ExtenZe.com see all the lovely flowers become sterile see all the lovely stamens become dysfunctional women become articifically inseminated men pop pills to become functional

when love is aldalterated it becomes war what is illicit becomes desired both in homos and hetros

when normal bodily [...]

Mallard Fillmore, poor duckard

wants a scientists to discover why we have a United Nation now that they have discovered why we humans have an appendix (even though you can betcha conservative Mallard Tinsley doesn’t look to scientists for proof of global warming) Go to your history books Mallard Bruce! Or close your eyes and picture yourself burning in [...]

UNCLE!!!

i surrender give up or otherwise lie down and in my own vomit all those lovely conservatives win hands down “Only God can give us our freedom.” “Remember all our military who have died for our freedom.” God gave it to us but we must die for it otay… Bush was wrong about the Iraq [...]

When Our Master/Slave Days Are Done, Michael?

when they are over they will be over when enough masters remember the past of being a slave and all our revolution leaders who cop’ted newly acquired power into dictatorship (how close are we Mike to a democratically elected president dictator?) As a species we know our history of gory (not glory) war hang down [...]

You Can’t Have Peach Without the Water

with nine Republicans and six Democrats sitting in US Congress, Senator Cham bliss Senator Isak son, how many of the nine deny global warming? It is an Ice Age that follows Global Warming ergo you don’t have one without the other “Let the snails thirst to death,” decry the very citizenry that drank the oil [...]

That Was A Skunk

ain’t never been worse. them that lived to remember Pearl Harbor thought it couldn’t get worse. those who use 9/11 thought it couldn’t get better. what did the world thought when US elected an Actor for President? what will they think when US elects a comedian? Would Charlie Chaplain have made a Peace President? or [...]